There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to mount.
Looks like you dropped something , My jaw!
I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
Mmmm, you bring new meaning to the word “edible”.
I sneezed because God blessed me with you.
If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
My attraction to you is an inversed square law.
You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.
If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
If you were a sea I would swim in you forever.
If I was a stoplight, everytime you came by I’d turn red, just to stare at you longer.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
Can you give me a tour of your body?
Do you know the difference between my pen*s and a chicken leg? No? Well, let’s go on a picnic and find out!
Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I’d rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
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