I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.
So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!
You know, Dr. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment... Want to help prove him wrong?
Are you sure you’re not an alien because you’ve just abducted my heart!
My love for you is like dividing by zero. It’s undefinable.
Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
Girl, if I were a fly, I’d be all over you, because you’re the shit!
I may not be a genie, but I can make all your wishes come true!
Your a$$ is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that’s right, we’ve only met in my dreams.
Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.
Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
My name’s [your name]. Just so you know what to scream.
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